A phone conversation I had with a probationer today:
Me: "Probation"
Anthony: "Mz. Austin?"
Me: "Yes."
Anthony: "Hi! This is Anthony!"
Me: "Hi, Anthony, how are you?"
Anothony: "Great! How are you Mz. Austin?"
Me: "Fine."
Anthony: "Good, hey I don't want to bug ya but I wanted to tell you my good news."
Me: "Yes? (And would you hurry up about it?)"
Anthony: "You know how I got fired from that job and you told me to get another one?"
Me: "Um, yup (distraction)."
Anthony: "Well... I got a great job."
Me: "Great. Good work, what is it?"
Anthony: "It's working at a warehouse."
Me: "When do you start?"
Anthony: "Not sure yet."
Me: "Well... did you have an interview?"
Anthony: "No... not yet."
Me: "Ok... so, they really like your application?"
Anthony: "Well... I just handed it in, but I know this guy and he said he can put it at the top of the pile."
Me: "Call me back when they give you a start date."
Anthony: "No problem!"