Mr. Skeevy
Smitty: "A race for four-wheelers. Sounds fun, huh?"
Me: "um...sure, so I will have this ready for you to pick up tomorrow."
Smitty: "Okay, great! Thanks, Hon."
Me: "Did you just call me Hon?"
Smitty: "Uh, yeah, sorry. Really sorry about that."
*click*