heh

As we were turning on our movie for the evening we caught the first three minutes of the new "Bachelor." Here are the highlights: (read all with a squeaky nasal stupid tone)

"This is so very real!" (so glad)
"He is so dark!" (so insightful)
"God, I want to kiss him!" (puke)
"I was Miss Kansas 2004!" (no way)
"I think we would make hot little babies!" (huh?)
"Quite frankly my eggs are rotting." (*click*)